25 Funny Life Quotes That WIll Make You Smile

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If you’re in need of a pick-me-up, these funny life quotes will put a smile on your face and may even draw out a laugh. Turn your day around with these important quotes on life 🙂

Funny life quotes about that moment in an argument when you realize you’re wrong

“Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.” 

— anonymous

Funny life quotes about indecisiveness

“Hold on, I’ve gotta overthink about it.” 

— anonymous

Just keep trying and maybe you’ll succeed

“Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.” 

— anonymous

All three are important, but the funny bone especially

“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.” 

—Reba McEntire

Wise words from Ellen DeGeneres

“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” 

― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously… I’m Kidding

Funny life quotes that puts things into perspective 

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” 

― George Carlin

When nothing surprises you at this point

“I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour.” 

— anonymous

When people try filling your mind with their opinions and ideas

“The trouble with having an open mind is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” 

— Terry Pratchett

Bad decisions are a necessary part of life

“Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.”  

― Mark Twain

You won the race

“When you feel worthless, remember you were once the quickest sperm cell.” 

— anonymous

Funny life quotes about when you speak before you think

“Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.”  

— anonymous

When your mind won’t turn off before bed

When you’re trying to sleep, but your brain decides to take a trip down memory lane and remember every stupid decision you made in your life. 

― anonymous

Maybe it’s time to let your brain take the driver’s seat

“I’m no longer following my heart. That bitch gives bad directions.” 

― Fuckology

The irony of this realization

“That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you realize you can’t do it. 

— anonymous

When your actions are “justified”

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.” 

— Thomas Stephen Szasz

You go to the store for one thing and come out with more than you bargained

“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.” 

― Erma Bombeck

For some strange reason, this one really hit me

“A giraffe’s coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.”  

— anonymous  

Google becomes your best friend when you need help

“So it turns out being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.”  

— anonymous

At least you’ll have reliable results by the end

“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, you know, just to be sure.” 

 — anonymous

Funny life quotes about online shopping

“The worst part about online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your handbag.” 

— anonymous

The hypocrisy of this statement…  

“Everything is funny as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” 

― Will Rogers

Indecisiveness truly sucks

“Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.” 

— anonymous

Funny life quotes about adulthood

“I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that,” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens.” 

— anonymous

All the Netflix-bingers out there are definitely well-viewed

“If you read a lot of books, you’re considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well-viewed.” 

― Lily Tomlin

Funny life quotes about introverts

“Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.” ― Criss Jami, Killosophy

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